Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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