I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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