No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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