I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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