that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
no, he came in my armpit
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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