I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
jump out the window naked night went bad
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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