I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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