My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
this hospital has no fireball
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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