I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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