I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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