FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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