Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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