I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
