Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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