Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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