I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
