Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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