Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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