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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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