yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Randomize
