But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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