Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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