In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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