Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
she peed on how many people?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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