32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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