question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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