the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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