What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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