So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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