Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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