i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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