The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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