Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
My dick has a subreddit
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
