Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
