Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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