Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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