smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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