omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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