My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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