My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You need Xanax blowdarts
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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