Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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