My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
NoShamevember. You game?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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