Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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