If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
