it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
