So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
the raccoons are back...
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