yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
she smelled like a LAN party
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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