i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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