from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
