He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
vagina is talking i cant
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
